Red. Welcome to my clubhouse everybody!
Red. Hi Phil and Lil, what brings you here?
Phil. We've just had a big drink and now we have to go the bathroom really bad!
Lil. Is this the bathroom, no that's King Pig's Castle. Is this the bathroom? No that's the kitchen. Is this the bathroom? Yes that's the bathroom!
(Phil and Lil flush down the toilet)
Red. We need eggs.
Red. Bird he, bird hi, bird ho, bird ready, bird zip, here we go, you're a thinker and a solver through-er, bird-me, bird-yo, bird do-er, bird me, bird you, bird do-er. Oh Eggs, it's time to get ready, to show us our birdtools, Eggs has the tools, the bird-tools, so when we need them, Eggs will bring them, he's here for me, and you, all you have to say is Oh Eggs, all you have to say is Oh Eggs.
Kids. Birdtools, birdtools, birdtools, here are your birdtools.
Red. Winnie, a humpback whale, a submarine, and the mystery Birdtool, that's a surprise tool that we can use for later.
Red. We've got our birdtools, let's go to Gooey Fish Lake.
Red. Everyone say "Oh Eggs!"
Everyone. Oh Eggs!
Red. Winnie, a humpback whale, a submarine, and the mystery bird tool, which one can we use?
Red. A submarine, that works, we've got ears, say cheers.
Red. Let's go underwater.
Red. Look, it's Woody, Ladonna, and Andy the woodpeckers, it looks like if they need a new woodpecker. Everyone say "Oh Eggs!"
Woodpeckers. Oh Eggs!
Red. Winnie, a humpback whale, and the mystery Birdtool, which one do we need?
Red. Winnie, he wears a mask and snorkel, we've got ears, say cheers.
Winnie. Hi everyone!
Woody, Ladonna, and Andy. Hi Winnie!
Red. We're at the coral reef, everyone say Oh Eggs!
Everyone. Oh Eggs!
Red. A humpback whale and the mystery Birdtool, which fish can live in a sea anemone, can a whale live here, let's see.
Red. (imaginate, whale sat on plant)
Red. No, it's the mystery Birdtool, say mystery Birdtool.
Everyone. Mystery Birdtool!
Red. Today's mystery birdtool is a clownfish named Nemo, we've got ears, say cheers!
Red. Enjoy your house, NemoNemo!
Red. Were at a cave, everyone say "Oh Eggs!"
Everyone. Oh Eggs.
Red. All we have left is a humpback whale, let's choose it, we've picked out all our birdtools, say super cheers.
Red. Goodnight whale!
Red. Can you spot Phil and Lil?
Red. Ther you are, no you can't flush the toilet or go down there ever again!
(Red, Phil and Lil go back to the clubhous)
(Phil and Lil pee in the diapers, it soaked through their diapers and went through Red's feathers)
Red. Let me change Phil and Lil's diapers.
(Red changes Phil and Lil's wet diapers)
Red. Here you go!
Lil. Thank you, I'm Lil.
Phil. And I'm Phil.
Red. Let's do the hotdog dance.
Everyone. Hotdog............Hotdog. Hotdog............Hotdog, hotdog, hotdiggity dog, now we've got ears, it's time for cheers, hotdog, hotdog, the problems solved........Hotdog, hotdog, Hotdiggity dog.
Chuck. To dance, get on four legs and dance with your feet and move up and down with your head.
Red. What a hotdog day.
Everyone. Hotdog, hotdog, hotdiggity, it's a brand new day, whatcha waiting for, get up, stretch out, stomp on the floor..........Hotdog hotdog Hotdiggity, hotdog, hotdog, Hotdiggity dog, were splitting this scene, were full of beans, so long for now for Red.......
Red. That's me!
Everyone. And the Angry Birds............Club............House!
Red. Awww, thanks for stopping by!